24 Mart 2018 Cumartesi

NICE COUPLE ( TRAILER)

SERAP ARDA, is a famous feminist author and columnist in a big newspaper. She writes usually about women's rights. MEHMET FOCALI is another famous columnist and war correspondent and both of them hate eachother.


"Look mom! That dirty Mehmet 
wrote about me such things!" 


"My dear, why don't you put a picture to your column?"



"NEVER! I cannot brag about my
boops and long legs like other women." 



"Then don't get angry to him! 
What did he write this time?"


"Why this famous hag - sorry - feminist columnist Serap Arda doesn't have a photograph in her column? Is it because she's very ugly? I bet she doesn't remove her eyeborrow hair and doesn't waxing her legs. Moustached like men!"


" Idiot bastard !"


" Since she is 200 kg or have breasts like 2 aspirins or
ironing board, she is an old maid and believe all men are enemy"

"Serap you are as stubborn as a mule,
put your picture to the newspaper."



"Never! I became a famous author and columnist with my character and writing talent not with my beauty. I have to go mom or I'll be late to the newspaper. See you."

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But her car's tire burst on her way.


" Damn! I have to change the tire."


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" Allow me. I think there's a shortage of gentlemen in this big city."

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The tall and handsome men, began working before waiting
for Serap's answer.


"Thank you so much. You're very kind." 



"You're welcome, I should have thank you."


"WHY?..."


The young man gave his business card to Serap...


"If your tire didn't burst, I wouldn't met you. Well,
don't think I'm a jerk who stalk every beautiful girl but
if you need a coffee break...."


"You don't look like a jerk at all."

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Both of them went their ways...


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Serap came to the newspaper and begin talking to her romantic friend Asu, who's a fan of pink novels


"My heart was beating like drum. I'm impressed too much.
It must be love at first sight. Oh! He gave his business card.."


"Oooohhh! Dark haired, blue eyed, just like count Marcel...
sooo romantic..."



"What? Count? Didn't I forbid you to read pink novels?
You'll read books about feminism only. Let me find the card of that handsome count....where did I put it?...."


"MEHMET FOCALI! Columnist,
war correspondent! My God!"


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After the first shock....



" I'll arrange an unforgettable surprise for him."


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"What will you do Serap?"

" I'll call him and want to meet him at the patisserie."



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They met at the patisserie and Mehmet asked the girl her job.



"I'm a receptionist in the Gercekler newspaper."



"Oh! Then you must know that famous feminist columnist 
Serap Arda?"


"Ofcourse I know. I welcome her every morning 
at the reception desk."


" Tell me, what does she look like? Similar 
to the describition in my articles?"



" What did you write about her? I don't have much time to
read the columns."


"Let me describe: Close your eyes and imagine:"


"Reading books about feminism 7/24..."


"She isn't removing her eyeborrow hair, moustached, ugly"


"Since she hates men, nobody fall in love with her, 
the old maid living with 30 cats, her house smells bad"



"Hmmm....I can imagine, anything else?"



Since she says" I'm against waxing, I cannot hurt myself for the sake of men!" she walks with hairy legs:)


"Ahahahahaha, did I guess right?"


Serap didn't say anything; rised and
poured the cola glass down to Mehmet's head.


SPLASH!


"What are you doing? Are you crazy?"


"No! I'm not crazy. I showed you what I think the articles you wrote about me. I'm that hairy legged woman."




" WHAT? ARE YOU SERAP ARDA? 
OMG!"




"OK! You're not ugly. But yet a witch!
Look! My clothes is in a mess!"



"Moustached! Old maid! Hairy legs! Have strawberry cake!"


" I'm not doing anything since you're a woman but
don't try my patience!"


"Oh! Hahaha, I'm scared! I'm shivering!"


That day, the people witnessed a cake fight and the waitresses stopped the two. As Serap was leaving the patisserie, she shouted "This macho will pay for the cakes and plates!"  

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The night came. Both Serap and Mehmet were very sorry.



"What happend to your clothes daddy?"


"I've met that witch called Serap Arda,
we made a cake fight."


"Oooh! Did you see her broomstick?
All witches have one"


"No, she isn't riding a broomstick, well, today 
you sleep with your granny and grandfather. I
have to go out. "




"But you didn't read fairy tale..."



"This is the first time I'm not reading fairy tales but
I promise I'll read tomorrow night. Will you forgive your daddy?"

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"Ok but tomorrow you'll read two tales..
and be careful, the witch can turn you into a frog.
I don't want a frog dad."


Mehmet went to the pub as usual
and drank a glass or two with her buddy Omer.

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"My God! I fell in love with my enemy! I cannot live
without her. What shall I do?"



"Who is she? "


"SERAP ARDA! "


"SERAP ARDA mı? Oh My God!"



"SSSHHT? Do you want everybody hear?
My readers will make fun of me. Damn!
Why was she so beautiful, so stunnig?"

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Serap was not different from Mehmet. 


" You turn down all marriage proposals and then
 fell in love with your biggest enemy! Damn!"
Damn! Damn!
....



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